I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong. You know that feeling? Yeah, it sucks.
every single day
- Act like a boss - because you are.
- Wear braces, boots and all shapes of shades.
- Never laugh. Just smile. Not very often though.
- Talk about sex - related things (like blowjobs) in interviews.
- Try to seduce your bandmate whenever you can - even on stage.
- Have a poker…
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- Wear round glasses, suits and polish shoes, 24/7.
- Drink Gin ‘n’ Tonic.
- Pronounce the letter “r” as “aah” - sometimes even ignore the existance of this letter.
- Never reply to anyone on twitter.
- Believe that you are a Diva. The Swag Queen.
- Play with your fingers.
- Raise your eyebrow frequently.
- Make poetic and weird tweets.
- Smash any microphone stand that you may have in sight.
- Praise women everyday.
- Create a bromance with your bandmate.
